readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

(via gryffindorfightingheart)

Hey guys, I’m away right now (on holiday in Wales) and won’t have wifi until Saturday. I won’t be able to reply to any messages until then. My queue is annoyingly empty, so have fun without me!

starlingdarlings:

“Supernatural follows brothers Spam and Bean Winchester as they criss-cross the table tracking down and eliminating evil supernatural forces.”
 
Bonus:

starlingdarlings:

“Supernatural follows brothers Spam and Bean Winchester as they criss-cross the table tracking down and eliminating evil supernatural forces.”
 
Bonus:

starlingdarlings:

“Supernatural follows brothers Spam and Bean Winchester as they criss-cross the table tracking down and eliminating evil supernatural forces.”

 

Bonus:

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via only-on-mondays)

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(via bookworm5-)

nicodiangeloisaqueer:

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

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I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY

(via sebstanhiddles)

jaclcfrost:

places i feel connected to on a spiritual level

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(via sexy-the-tardis-is-sherlocked)

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

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a real movie

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shit. shit

(via officialgangstermanatee)

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(via ajantas)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via seriescharms)

frecklesrex:

Remember when Paris Hilton guest starred on Supernatural and made fun of herself
frecklesrex:

Remember when Paris Hilton guest starred on Supernatural and made fun of herself
frecklesrex:

Remember when Paris Hilton guest starred on Supernatural and made fun of herself
frecklesrex:

Remember when Paris Hilton guest starred on Supernatural and made fun of herself

frecklesrex:

Remember when Paris Hilton guest starred on Supernatural and made fun of herself

(via toomanyfeels-goingtoexplode)

draumbouy:

the-porcelain-empress:

White couples that adopt non-white kids

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If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

(via neonnihilist)

jaseon:

Beautiful.
jaseon:

Beautiful.
bumblebee907:

martinekenblog:

Universal wrapping paper

OK, that’s awesome
bumblebee907:

martinekenblog:

Universal wrapping paper

OK, that’s awesome
bumblebee907:

martinekenblog:

Universal wrapping paper

OK, that’s awesome
bumblebee907:

martinekenblog:

Universal wrapping paper

OK, that’s awesome

bumblebee907:

martinekenblog:

Universal wrapping paper

OK, that’s awesome

(via padalesckii)

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

(via aphfandoms)